Bill, I have had several surgeries and boy could I share some funny situations with you… I happen to have a great sense of humor also.. Love your funny stories!!!!
I’m sorry but I can relate with bill with a pot brownie but I had a totally different experience. So I just recently graduated high school and one night my sister is like a sophomore at this point and it’s the weekend and well Me and my mom were unaware she had gotten into smoking weed and her friend have brought over this tray and I saw it and thinking “ mom must of made these for the sleep over” so I take one and eat it like I was being sneaky . Then maybe 5 minutes go by I’m still fine but my mom gets a call and tells me “ son your orientation for your job at the restaurant is tonight “ at this point I’ve eaten 2 of them so I hop in the shower get ready and so on. My mom drives me to my orientation NOW 20 minutes later!!! I start to feel a bit off. I become part deaf,wobbly and dropping dishes and for the rest of the night they put me as the dish washer boy. 1 hour of orientation they say thank you we’ll see you on Monday. My mom picks me up asks me how it went I say good go to my bedroom and crash immediately. Next morning I wake up ask my sister and her friend what was in those brownies and they go “ OH SHIT”
And my mom hears this from the kitchen making breakfast for everyone and comes in and asks what’s wrong GUESS WHO GOT AN EAR FULL OF A LIFE TIME. my mom suspended my sister of sleep overs for a month and watched her and her friends like a hawk like she’s airport security to make sure no weed ever came in her house ever again.
Please, Please, PLEASE produce a CD or DVD of your final tour for those of us who could not travel to a city to see you live. Have loved you since the '80s. And have several of your previous albums.
You can get used to Percocet but it takes years of home cooked beans, brats and sour kraut, etc. I was up to morphine… after a hernia surgery!! There's no sitting up after that so imagine it just as Bill described but sitting sideways like you're in a lazyboy at 90 degrees and you CAN NOT PUSH!!! Worked myself back to OXY 15 and then 10mg but I need a few more years of therapy to drop to a lesser pain med
In 1967 I was a nursing student. Told to remove a gentleman's catheter. Unfortunately, I didn't know you had to DEFLATE IT FIRST! Poor guy…he survived as I was crying…but I did learn how to PROPERLY remove a cath!
Bill is correct on the Dilaudid. I had some kind of stomach cramp and every time I got a morphine shot, the pain came back in less than 5 minutes. Finally they pushed some Dilaudid in me. Oh my God, I was in pure heaven.
LOLOL!!! Just had a tooth extraction, but laughing my way through recovery with you Bill! Thank you for the best 'laugh til I cried ' experience I've had in a long time!!!!
"When you get high for the first time, there should be someone there to help you." Actually, yes. This is the responsible thing to do. I've never used pot in any form and don't have any plans to unless there's a medical reason (just not my thing; I don't drink either), but even I know two things; 1, you want a trip-sitter for your first time at the very least, and 2, go easy on the brownies. 😀 I'm a bit surprised that neither the doctor nor the dispensary person gave him more information. Or perhaps this is just embellishment for the act. Either way, very fun performance.
Real talent, laughed so hard I cried. Saw him live recently and he still has it. So glad, like so many others have said, he’s hysterical without the cussing. We need more of that.❤
This is the very best comedy show I've seen and heard in my lifetime. The marijuana story is the best skit ever!
Bill, I have had several surgeries and boy could I
share some funny situations with you… I happen to have a great sense of humor also..
Love your funny stories!!!!
I’ve loved your comedy for so long, enjoy your retirement
He was a good comedian, hope he enjoys his retirement
Omg the special I didn’t know I needed. 😆 😂 🤣
I’m sorry but I can relate with bill with a pot brownie but I had a totally different experience. So I just recently graduated high school and one night my sister is like a sophomore at this point and it’s the weekend and well Me and my mom were unaware she had gotten into smoking weed and her friend have brought over this tray and I saw it and thinking “ mom must of made these for the sleep over” so I take one and eat it like I was being sneaky . Then maybe 5 minutes go by I’m still fine but my mom gets a call and tells me “ son your orientation for your job at the restaurant is tonight “ at this point I’ve eaten 2 of them so I hop in the shower get ready and so on.
My mom drives me to my orientation NOW 20 minutes later!!! I start to feel a bit off. I become part deaf,wobbly and dropping dishes and for the rest of the night they put me as the dish washer boy. 1 hour of orientation they say thank you we’ll see you on Monday. My mom picks me up asks me how it went I say good go to my bedroom and crash immediately. Next morning I wake up ask my sister and her friend what was in those brownies and they go “ OH SHIT”
And my mom hears this from the kitchen making breakfast for everyone and comes in and asks what’s wrong
GUESS WHO GOT AN EAR FULL OF A LIFE TIME. my mom suspended my sister of sleep overs for a month and watched her and her friends like a hawk like she’s airport security to make sure no weed ever came in her house ever again.
You are awesome!
Excellent
Please, Please, PLEASE produce a CD or DVD of your final tour for those of us who could not travel to a city to see you live.
Have loved you since the '80s.
And have several of your previous albums.
Too funny, Bill!! I haven't laughed this hard in forever ! ! !
Stop saying he's got a cute vagina 🤣🤣
AWESOME FUNNY!!!!!!
I laughed until I had tears several times! God bless you Bill, I definitely needed that.
Most I've laughed out loud in a long time. I love his shows! Never disappointed. 🤣🤣
You can get used to Percocet but it takes years of home cooked beans, brats and sour kraut, etc. I was up to morphine… after a hernia surgery!! There's no sitting up after that so imagine it just as Bill described but sitting sideways like you're in a lazyboy at 90 degrees and you CAN NOT PUSH!!! Worked myself back to OXY 15 and then 10mg but I need a few more years of therapy to drop to a lesser pain med
In 1967 I was a nursing student. Told to remove a gentleman's catheter. Unfortunately, I didn't know you had to DEFLATE IT FIRST! Poor guy…he survived as I was crying…but I did learn how to PROPERLY remove a cath!
why does youtube hate firefox so much my god ..
Bill is correct on the Dilaudid. I had some kind of stomach cramp and every time I got a morphine shot, the pain came back in less than 5 minutes. Finally they pushed some Dilaudid in me. Oh my God, I was in pure heaven.
I'm 58….yes, I can do a cartwheel.
That got me cough-laughing
LOLOL!!!
Just had a tooth extraction, but laughing my way through recovery with you Bill! Thank you for the best 'laugh til I cried ' experience I've had in a long time!!!!
It has been a privilege to watch him over his career.
Dude sucks. He's not funny he's flat and boring.
Fake audience and laughter
This was the very best show ❤️❤️❤️
"When you get high for the first time, there should be someone there to help you."
Actually, yes. This is the responsible thing to do. I've never used pot in any form and don't have any plans to unless there's a medical reason (just not my thing; I don't drink either), but even I know two things; 1, you want a trip-sitter for your first time at the very least, and 2, go easy on the brownies. 😀
I'm a bit surprised that neither the doctor nor the dispensary person gave him more information. Or perhaps this is just embellishment for the act. Either way, very fun performance.
Absolutely wonderful program. Keep the jems coming.
Where is his mustache?
Precious grandma
At 34 minutes I actually started laughing.
Real talent, laughed so hard I cried. Saw him live recently and he still has it. So glad, like so many others have said, he’s hysterical without the cussing. We need more of that.❤
Thanks for sharing brought back good memories.
Laughed till I cried 🤣
Bill is absolutely my favorite! So so funny!!
I know of I know of Bill, but I’ve never heard his comedy and can tell you I laughed so hard I thought my “kidney” was gonna fall out !!!!
Mr. Bill,
First of all, great show!
In other news, two words:
Mic Technique (please, there was a good 10db between your loud words and quiet ones).