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  1. MISSOURI POT FARMER DANCE SONG 2023 $$

    I got out my pipe stuffed it with pot

    You better believe it held a whole lot.

    I whipped out a lighter thumbed up a flame

    Sucked down that smoke which comforts my brain.

    I tried alcohol smoked cigarettes

    They did nothing but give me regrets.

    My mom had arthritis could not walk around

    I rolled her a joint she danced on the ground.

    I thought I was losing my lovemaking knack

    After I smoked some to me it came back.

    Soon I decided prices were high

    I searched for some ground I wouldn't have to buy.

    I bargained for seeds from smokers all around

    Got in my truck and drove out of town.

    I walked through the woods where wild birds nest

    Found me the meadow I thought was the best.

    I dug up the ground sowed all my seeds

    Said a small prayer for strong, healthy weeds.

    I watered at night with a five-gallon pail

    Mosquitoes went hungry for I wore a veil.

    Seven months went by; I thought I would die

    Till the Halloween moon was high in the sky.

    At night I went out, in a camouflage suit

    Used my corn knife to chop down the loot.

    I hung it up to dry where it couldn’t be found.

    Came back and got it, when it had turned brown.

    I trimmed off the buds, stuffed them in bags

    Called all my friends and passed out free drags.

    In less than a week my crop was gone

    I flew to St. Thomas with a love hungry blonde!!

    By Kansas City Poet Tom Zart

    Most Published Poet On The Web

  2. Awe so happy for all the dope heads in Missouri! But guess what that stinky ass shit isn't! Legal at my house! And for those of you! That don't like my comment! Guess what I don't care!

  3. That's nice for them. But there still are millions who need a national medical law to have a safer option than opioids for pain and other qualifications ignored. But it's part of the ignorant answer of state's rights we hear from both sides. When healthcare is a national issue. I've been screwed in GA with a worthless medical card for several years, my last 3 pain Dr's won't accept because I can't bring in any state product. Even my Democrat Senator Raphael Warnock gave me the BS state's rights answer and suggested I apply for a state card when I wrote him explaining my issue. But that's how the needy are ignored in USA.

  4. This was a fabulous day for this 47 y.o. old man.
    The elected officials in Jefferson city are p!ssed off about "we the people" voting YES.
    So P!SSED about it they are trying to change the process requirements for citizens to get an initiative on a ballot.
    They kept dragging there feet and failed this (me) Missouri resident!!!!

    When medical passes they should have known Rex would be next.

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