Great to hear recreational Marijuana is rolling out! I suffer from migraines and long term issues with my nervous system, and have smoked it for years to help alleviate my pain and suffering. The medical marijuana laws in MO were a headache too. When I first tried to apply for medical marijuana, the state sent me an email stating they couldnt provide any guidance, and told me to do a google search; thats how pathetic and broken the system was.
Its about time we broke the stigma surrounding marijuana anyway. Alcohol is far worse for your health, yet you can buy it just about anywhere. Those of us with serious health issues shouldn't have to go thru hoops and bounds to get the medicine we need anyway.
MISSOURI POT FARMER DANCE SONG $$
I got out my pipe stuffed it with pot
You better believe it held a whole lot.
I whipped out a lighter thumbed up a flame
Sucked down that smoke which comforts my brain.
I tried alcohol smoked cigarettes
They did nothing but give me regrets.
My mom had arthritis could not walk around
I rolled her a joint she danced on the ground.
I thought I was losing my lovemaking knack
After I smoked some to me it came back.
Soon I decided prices were high
I searched for some ground I wouldn't have to buy.
I bargained for seeds from smokers all around
Got in my truck and drove out of town.
I walked through the woods where wild birds nest
Found me the meadow I thought was the best.
I dug up the ground sowed all my seeds
Said a small prayer for strong, healthy weeds.
I watered at night with a five-gallon pail
Mosquitoes went hungry for I wore a veil.
Seven months went by; I thought I would die
Till the Halloween moon was high in the sky.
At night I went out, in a camouflage suit
Used my corn knife to chop down the loot.
I hung it up to dry where it couldn’t be found.
Came back and got it, when it had turned brown.
I trimmed off the buds, stuffed them in bags
Called all my friends and passed out free drags.
In less than a week my crop was gone
I flew to St. Thomas with a love hungry blonde!!
By Kansas City Tom Zart
Most Published Poet On The Web !
We really need the tax revenue….sooner the better….stay stoned people….
Great to hear recreational Marijuana is rolling out! I suffer from migraines and long term issues with my nervous system, and have smoked it for years to help alleviate my pain and suffering. The medical marijuana laws in MO were a headache too. When I first tried to apply for medical marijuana, the state sent me an email stating they couldnt provide any guidance, and told me to do a google search; thats how pathetic and broken the system was.
Its about time we broke the stigma surrounding marijuana anyway. Alcohol is far worse for your health, yet you can buy it just about anywhere. Those of us with serious health issues shouldn't have to go thru hoops and bounds to get the medicine we need anyway.