We bought our weed and shrooms from a guy who lived in his rusty blue ford Econoline van deep in the woods, it looked like a van that was used by a serial killer. He was a more like the dealer from workaholics though, always stoned and wanting to hang with us, smelly but funny as hell.
I put 20,000 lbs of Mk -82 500 lbs bombs on F-4 Phantoms every day that then got dropped on F-ing Commies for 8 months…and that felt good…still does…USMC 70-74
Shitty. These people are fucking horrible and I'm getting punished while they get away with murder cause it gets put on me. I would really like to spit on some of them like they did me. I have the problem of no in between cause they are in between
Isn't that your sole responsibility ? Felt that in my soul. At least you have a good indication that you ain't getting played when they have you sit at their place. No guarantee, but it's a good sign.
Rip top dog
this guy literally has the best stories
Rip Top Dog. Forever in our hearts.
Rest in peace top dog I’ll miss you very much.
Eh last joke wasnt that great… rest was solid 😛
We bought our weed and shrooms from a guy who lived in his rusty blue ford Econoline van deep in the woods, it looked like a van that was used by a serial killer. He was a more like the dealer from workaholics though, always stoned and wanting to hang with us, smelly but funny as hell.
RIP TOP DOG
Meanwhile, in Canada, right now, I live within walking distance of 8 different pot shops. No kidding.
I put 20,000 lbs of Mk -82 500 lbs bombs on F-4 Phantoms every day that then got dropped on F-ing Commies for 8 months…and that felt good…still does…USMC 70-74
Oh those were the days, the long car ride or sketchy house dealings for that shit. Lol!!!!
Until he mentioned it I never really thought about how close I came to dying in the early 1980's in my constant search for weed. Very funny.
04:07 Funniest part. 😂😂😂😂😂
This whole hour was hilarious!
Been there, done that!!!! Prep internet people really lived!!!
Shitty. These people are fucking horrible and I'm getting punished while they get away with murder cause it gets put on me. I would really like to spit on some of them like they did me. I have the problem of no in between cause they are in between
With Tom spewing out these gems, who needs weed.
Dave Landau did this bit first
Segura rules
Yeah I got arrested coming out of a dealer's house it was a setup rotten bitch 🤬
Genius.
1:39 "YOU TRYIN' TO GET A SACK!!!!!!!?!!!!!"
Isn't that your sole responsibility ?
Felt that in my soul. At least you have a good indication that you ain't getting played when they have you sit at their place. No guarantee, but it's a good sign.
WHY IS THE ENDING THEME SO FUCKING BASS BOOSTED. Jesus christ I RAN to turn it off what the fuck, fix your shit
This is my FAVORITE Tom Segura bit!! 🙌🏻👏🏻🤣
always in fits at "YOU TRYNA GET A SACK"