I got in trouble in seventh grade for writing cum stains on a pillow on a girls floppy disk in Middle School and then I smashed it cuz I'm a psychopath and I didn't care about hurting her like bads like my bad sorry whoops too bad for you you got your fucking computer disk all fucking smashed up by me and I wrote cum stains on a pillow on it.
Am I the only one who heard ยซย but she want slaveryย ยป instead of she once laid her head ? ๐
WTF
My buddy: Listen to how out of tune his guitar is on the intro.
Me: Its the world that's out of tune, buddy.
I like to play this real loud when I'm stuck in traffic so everyone can enjoy it.
Where can I but this? Canโt seem to find this X rated particular cd . I use to have it & it was stolen. ๐ฑ
Now thats cuntry
Trump
Wtf? lol
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Covid stains err germs in the…….. whatever in the middle of somewhere…….
I mean, what else is there to say really ? ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
Finally a country song I can tolerate ๐๐
Spoken like a true gentleman
My husband sang this ..i thought he made it up!! Someone actually sing this!!
Don't you just hate when that happens!?
His dick had to puke
I hope my ex hears this song.
This is his best album ever.
Actually a good song all around
Toon btw
I use old glory as a cum rag.
Historical
Dave grant is now my ex boyfriend spread it Ryan salmond
To my husband ex wife Jennifer useless. Hell cumdump is too good of name for that. She isnโt picky just
This song makes me want to put a hot dog weenie up my butt and rub one out to put some cum stains on the pillow
Tales from the tour bus bought me here… White people crazy…๐๐๐ naw frfr
Dave is the the face of pantera believe it ot not
Damn David. but i gotta to admit you go balls big enough that no one would even touch
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This song isn't racist
Relatable
This guy could have been a legend but he had to be fucking racist
Hell yeah๐๐
Love lost blues
his face must stick to the pillow
"Manchas de semen en la almohada!" Even in Spanish that shit sounds grotesque!
28 word press Everytime I hear it
beat my fucking ass
Dedicated this song to my late ex wife Martha Reynolds. Aka "The Cum Dumpster" rip Martha we miss you.
I got in trouble in seventh grade for writing cum stains on a pillow on a girls floppy disk in Middle School and then I smashed it cuz I'm a psychopath and I didn't care about hurting her like bads like my bad sorry whoops too bad for you you got your fucking computer disk all fucking smashed up by me and I wrote cum stains on a pillow on it.
My grandpa sang this song at my grandma's funeral = (
laughed my balls off the first time i heard this.
im selling my bmw… that's it
I have a boner
damn right!!!
true county
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Who plays the pedal-steel? Add a Hawaiian Uke and this becomes instrumental utopia!
he should've said piller lmao. now that would've been so funny